Failed Oprah PR Twitter Pitches

OPA think “lobster, beer, big belly”- meet author, Dave Simons, Boston Sox fan – a real man’s “eat, pray, love.” Perfect for diet show.

O: her husband left her, her dog ran away, she sold all her pageant trophies to a gold exchange and now she’s going to climb Mt. Everest.

Oprah – My mom just read my book, “My Mom is Happy, and That’s all that Matters,” and said you would LOVE it for your show.

 I paid $435 for six webinar series on Oprah. They promised you would have me on your show if I pitched you just once. When is show date?

 I know Gayle is reading this for you. Gayle, if Oprah won’t have me on her show, what about your radio show instead? I like your hair.