Post Traumatic Group Disorder

On July 31, 2009, in Featured, by Nettie Hartsock

I realized today that I’ve hit my limit with fan pages, Facebook pages, Networked blogs, Six Degrees of Social Media Separation and/or Togetherness, over-embellished status updates and tweets about oatmeal.

It’s not that I don’t love, admire and stand in awe of all the folks who are able to micromanage all these updates, groups, 2.0 togetherness…it’s more that I need a break from it.

Oh, I’ll keep updating and you won’t see me gone from LinkedIn and my tweets will still keep their busy tweetyness, but I’m feeling a powerful urge to at least block all the group invitations and other social 2.0 shenanigans from my purview for awhile.

Here are the five things I will do today:

1. I’m turning off the computer and I’m going to see “Funny People,” a movie that I know will make me cry, just so I can feel real tears streaming down my face instead of searching the keyboard for how to make the perfect sad emoticon :>( .

2. I’m going to actually walk outside and take a deep breath of fresh air, instead of participating in a challenge on how long I can virtually hold my breath on YouTube.

3. I’m unjoining these groups, “Join Us to Feel as Though You Belong”, “Fans of Library Books and How they Smell”, “Moms Who Never Make Cookies from Scratch.”

4. I’m going to wash my face and put on some lipstick and change out of my Big Lebowski, “the Dude minds” shirt.

5. I’m going to stop tweeting whilst driving and start trying to write in longhand in more than 140 characters. Wait I have to buy pens first from the office store.

What are You going to DO?

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4 Responses to “Post Traumatic Group Disorder”

  1. Hank Stroll says:

    APAC! U created an AWESO PST ATEOTD! But really, AYS? I’m BAG w your BAU … NOT!

    LHM, I am LHO, LIMT, LMAO, LMBO, LMFAO, LOL, LOLH, LOLWTF, LOTI, LQTM, LSHMBH, LWOS and LTS.

    AIGHT, B4N, this is a AFZ (LIC)

    AMBW and xxxooo,

    Hank

    PS I’ll BIH for this comment. TY!

  2. I’m going to support you wholeheartedly, tell you I feel the same way often and hope you don’t read this response for a long time.

  3. Good grief! I actually FOUND you, oh former Goddard roomie!

    And this was one of the first articles I clicked on because I was so curious about the title.

    I’m commiserating here in a BIG way because I’ve just gone BACK to writing after several years away from it and I’m in shell shock at the whole how-to-network-yourself scene.

    Just breathe (advice to both of us).

    Deborah

  4. hey Deborah!

    great to hear from you. Glad that all is going so wonderfully and that the article made you laugh.

    Will connect on Facebook too!

    nettie

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